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Oblivion Remastered Player Lands in Jail for Over 20 Million Days Over Minor Theft

A player in Oblivion Remastered accumulates a staggering 55,284-year prison sentence for petty crimes.

Angel Kicevski by Angel Kicevski
May 26, 2025
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A player named Scribe_Of_Satire ended up serving a great prison sentence of 55,284 years—over 20 million days behind bars—for some pretty minor thefts. This isn’t your typical jail time story, and it’s got a few quirks worth unpacking.

For some perspective, the longest real-world prison sentence on record was just under 71 years, served by Charles Foussard, who was jailed in 1903 for murder and theft. Yet here we have a digital inmate locked up for longer than the entire span of recorded human history, all because of a crime spree that was mostly about stealing stuff without any violence or horse theft. Kinda wild, right?

The Crime Spree That Broke the Calendar

Scribe_Of_Satire reportedly racked up a bounty exceeding 2 billion gold just by pilfering. Not much pickpocketing, no trespassing, no assaults, no murders—just a massive haul of over a million stolen items. That’s a whole lot of kleptomania without the typical chaos you’d expect.

To anyone wondering what'd happen if you went to jail with a bounty of over 2 billion, here ya go!
byu/Scribe_Of_Satire inoblivion

Here’s where it gets weirder: serving that many in-game days in prison doesn’t magically usher you into a new era or an evolved Tamriel. Instead, the game’s calendar system glitches out. When Scribe_Of_Satire finally got out, the date was the 5th of Morning Star, 3E -9,818. Bethesda didn’t plan for such astronomical numbers, so the calendar never leaves the third era no matter how long you wait. Yikes!

Imagine being stuck in a cell so long that the game world’s timeline breaks. Your dreams of seeing giant argonians ruling Tamriel? Not happening.

So what’s the real penalty here? Aside from missing out on the outside world, the player also suffers skill loss during their incarceration. It’s a hefty price for a crime spree that, technically, wasn’t violent or even particularly sneaky beyond sheer volume.

Oblivion’s quirks never cease to surprise. Who knew that petty theft could land you in a virtual jail for longer than humanity’s entire recorded history? What’s your take on this insane sentence? Ever gotten stuck in a game jail for way too long? Drop your thoughts below—I’m curious if anyone else has been trapped in a digital time loop like this.

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