At a time when the world is more focused on eggs than ever before, we thought it would be apt to bring back the ultimate in egg-centric celebrations: The Great Egg Hunt.
That’s right, eggheads. The Great Egg Hunt is returning to Deep Rock Galactic on Thursday, April 10th, and it’s bringing a veritable eggload of goodies and professional development opportunities.
It’s time to count our eggs before they hatch. Here’s a preview of what’s coming.
A new hat for your health and pleasure
You can’t spell The Great Egg Hunt without “hats!” Well you can, but it wouldn’t make a very good segue to talk about hats. Speaking of hats, we’ve got a new one for you. The college kids down in R&D have spent the past year pushing the envelope of noggin-covering technology, and their proud result is the Winged Buckaroo.
Want it? You’ll have to work for it. We’re a mining company, not a hat charity. You can earn it via the Great Egg Hunt assignment in the Mission Terminal.
Historic hats of Egg Hunts past
Celebraing The Great Egg Hunt with just a single hat would be like making an omelet with a single egg. Ridiculous! Only a child would be satisfied.
Fret not, miners. Management, in their boundless generosity, has approved the release of a cache of headwear from previous Egg Hunt celebrations. If you forgot to collect these earlier editions, now’s your chance! Complete the Last Year’s Spring Fashion assignment and you’ll get all of them forever.
wanted: Adorable bunnies, dead or alive
Despite their track record, Management decided to once again entrust a load of Mechanical Spring Bunnies to the infamous Longbeard Freight Company. But to our great dismay and surprise, those buffoons have biffed the job once again! Another Longbeard vessel has been lost with all hands over Hoxxes, and its payload is now scattered throughout the caves.
These confounded rabbit toys are making a horrible racket; it’s disrupting our Deep Scan activities. If you see one while down in the caves, shoot its lights out and deposit it in the M.U.L.E. to earn a Double Performance Pass Bonus for your whole team.
The Space Rig has been egged
If you thought last year’s egg budget was excessive, you wouldn’t believe what this year’s seasonal decorations cost the company. Management has forked over a small fortune to deck out Space Rig 17 with lovely pastel lights, adorable bunny garlands, inflatable carrots and a bounty of decorative eggs. As always, please appreciate these decorations from a safe distance.
This year’s expenses might seem outrageous; however please don’t worry that these eggshorbitant expenditures are cutting into Company profits—Management has wisely found room in their annual budget by eliminating wasteful spending on laundry services in the Medical Bay.
<h2News from the Rogue Core desk
<pThere’s been quite some happenings over at Rogue Core Ranch.
First off we’ve got an exciting announcement: there will be another Rogue Core trailer premiering next week! It’ll go live on <bApril 10th at 18:00 CEST as part of Triple-I initiative!
You can tune in live on Youtube or Twitch for this reveal:
More on all that here!
Also earlier this week (yes—on April Fool’s Day), we released an absolutely goofy Rogue Core video worth watching if you’re looking for smiles:
What do you think about this? Let us know in the comments below!
