Bullshit is a Skier quest in Escape From Tarkov. The current version sends you to the Lighthouse chalet tennis court with three stash items, and you must not kill Rogues or the Goons while the task is active.
Escape From Tarkov Bullshit Quest Details
Original quest dialogue
The task requirements have changed since this dialogue was recorded. Use the updated objective list below for completion.
So, here’s why I called for you. I’ve caught a mole in my team, this prick was leaking info about my supply channels and points of interest. Of course, I started to wonder what the fuck was going on. My men got intel off of him and found out that he was leaking the info to one of the local crews, those that settled by the dorms at customs. The thing is, I want to give them some bullshit info on my “next cargo”. And my men will cut them down when those pricks come for it. But this intel should be delivered with no fuss no muss, as if you were one of them, get it? You will need to stash the Flash drive with the special info, it’s planted in the red car’s trunk, on the big bridge on Customs. My guys got ambushed at that bridge, so they couldn’t hide it anywhere closer to the dorms, sorry. Stash that flash drive along with an SV-98 and Roler watch in the dorm, just as we agreed. And the most important thing: do not smoke any Scavs on Customs and just leave quietly when you’re done.
Objectives
- Stash an AXMC sniper rifle in the trash bags at the Lighthouse chalet tennis court.
- Stash a Roler Submariner gold wrist watch at the same spot.
- Stash a Military flash drive at the same spot.
- Do not kill Rogues or the Goons while the task is active.
Rewards (base amounts)
- +65,000 XP
- +4 Stress resistance skill levels
- +4 Search skill levels
- Skier reputation +1.5
- 2,400 Euros
- 1x Saiga-12K 12ga automatic shotgun
- 2x 12/70 flechette ammo pack (25 pcs)
- Unlocks barter for Saiga-12K 12ga automatic shotgun at Skier LL4
Rewards Dialogue
Looks like everything’s cool, my fellas are on the spot, and I think that it’s gonna be the last surprise for those fuckers. Thanks for the help.
Failure Message
What the fuck, you moron? Why did you shoot them? They won’t let us get closer than a mile to the dorms. They’ll keep on guard for a long time now… How the fuck do we plant the fake info now, huh?
Bullshit Quest Guide
Bring an AXMC, a Roler Submariner gold wrist watch and a Military flash drive to Lighthouse. Stash all three in the trash bags at the chalet tennis court.
The AXMC does not have to be functional for this stash, so it can be disassembled. The failure condition concerns Rogues and the Goons while the task is active; the old Customs Scav restriction and dorms delivery route are not the current task.
You do not need to retrieve the old false flash drive from the red car on Customs or take an SV-98 to the dorms.
Screenshots from the earlier quest version
These original screenshots are retained for reference. They show the earlier task, not the current route or requirements described above.
